random sass is unhealthy.

  1. May mga nagalit sakin about my stat in FB.

    Nakakainis. Nagagalit ako sa sarili ko. Hindi na lang sana ako naglabas ng sama ng loob. TWO-DEEEEEEEEE. SORRY. D:

    GRRR. Nakakabanas. Nakaka-GG. 

  2. LOL’d. :))

    LOL’d. :))

  3. (via LOLpics) I’m highly amused. 

    (via LOLpics)

    I’m highly amused. 

  4. Made it using Photoshop CS5. Ayoko magtyaga kaya di ko na ginaya yung fonts, bwahaha. Found something like this on Facebook, so I decided fixing it and giving it the right options. :)  Hay, kung may ganito lang sana sa totoong buhay…

    Made it using Photoshop CS5. Ayoko magtyaga kaya di ko na ginaya yung fonts, bwahaha. Found something like this on Facebook, so I decided fixing it and giving it the right options. :) 

    Hay, kung may ganito lang sana sa totoong buhay…

  5. Dora (to Swiper): Where are you going? *cocks shot gun* *Swiper shrugs* Dora (to Swiper): To hell! *shoot* No swiping raw. Pasaway na Swiper. (via  Louizki19) Thanks Louie. :)

    Dora (to Swiper): Where are you going? *cocks shot gun*

    *Swiper shrugs*

    Dora (to Swiper): To hell! *shoot*

    No swiping raw. Pasaway na Swiper.

    (via  Louizki19)

    Thanks Louie. :)

  6. There’s always a ‘lie’ in ‘believe’, an ‘over’ in ‘lover’, an ‘end’ in ‘friend’, an ‘us’ in ‘trust’, and an ‘if’ in ‘life’.

    But then, who’s checking? There’s a lot of things in life that I like to complain about, but life itself is not one of them. :)

    feel ko maging inspirational. namiss ko tumblr ah, in all fairness. haha. ayun.

  7. Bieber Condoms: The only things that prevent pregnancy 100%. xD I mean, come on, when you see *his* face there ain’t no action in THAT bedroom.

    Peace Beliebers, I like the guy. But this was too good of a burn to pass up. :))

  8. The worst case of the ‘Jeje’ language I’ve seen in my entire life. Mamatay na sana ang nagsulat nito. Oh wait, nagpakamatay na pala. Tularan niyo nga ‘tong babaeng ‘to, mga Jejemon! Do your part for the society. :)) Please, think of the children. :3

    The worst case of the ‘Jeje’ language I’ve seen in my entire life. Mamatay na sana ang nagsulat nito.

    Oh wait, nagpakamatay na pala.

    Tularan niyo nga ‘tong babaeng ‘to, mga Jejemon! Do your part for the society. :))

    Please, think of the children. :3

  9. Magic 8 Ball, will I ever get married? - Convo between my Magic 8 Ball and I

    • Me: Will I ever get married?
    • M8B: Are you kidding me!?
    • Me: Uh, is that a yes or a no?
    • M8B: Don't pressure me!
    • Me: I'm sorry!
    • M8B: Ask again later.
    • Me: I don't have a later. I just borrowed this from a friend!
    • M8B: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
    • Me: ...I just wanted to know if I'll ever get married.
    • M8B: Yeah, well, no.
    • Me: Really? Are you sure about that?
    • M8B: *#$%@!^%
    • Me: What did that mean? You curse!?
    • M8B: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
    • Me: Meh, I give up.
    • M8B: I'm not a goat, ask one who has one!
    • ...My faith in Magic 8 Balls has diminished completely.
  10. This boy is mine. All fucking mine. <3 From now on, you can call me Mrs. Joanna Dorschner. Haha, I like it. “Mrs. Dorschner, it’s a boy!” YEEEESSS. That is all, thank you. :)

    This boy is mine. All fucking mine. <3 From now on, you can call me Mrs. Joanna Dorschner. Haha, I like it.

    “Mrs. Dorschner, it’s a boy!”

    YEEEESSS.

    That is all, thank you. :)
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